What was she thinking?

Beyonce Knowles, fresh off her Caribbean vacay with longtime boyfriend – she has not confirmed marriage – rapper Jay-Z looked like a hot mess at the premiere of “Notorious” in New York City last night.

Common B. is this the best you can do? Her dress is unflatteringly frumpy and makes her look a bit chubby. The draping is all wrong and the color does not do her justice. If this is “Sasha Fierce” then I want Beyonce back.

She must have sent her stylist home because her hair is uncategorically horrendous. She needs to curl it or straighten it or do SOMETHING with it. I don’t know why Jay-Z would ever let her out of the house looking like that. Does she really think that is cute? No no no no no!