Foot Notes: Christian Dior Folie Strass Pump

The first thought that came out of my mouth when I saw this Christian Dior Folie Strass Pumps was, “Holy s**t, I f*&^ing love you. F*&*” Seriously, Christian Dior, what are you doing to me? You keep designing these mouth watering shoes that I can’t get enough of. What makes this shoe perfect? Let me count the ways.

1. It’s yellow, the IT color of the spring and summer.

2. It’s DRIPPING with bling, and I mean lots of it. The Swarovski studded heel could stop New York traffic.

3. The peep toe and cutouts on the heel make this shoe obscenly decadent and taboo all at once. I would never take them off. I would even run the Boston marathon in these. Actually no, there is no way I would deface glorious heels like these.

4. The delicate string around that ties around the leg is an added bonus.

Christian Dior, if you are reading this, I wear a size 8.5 to a 9 in American size. Please ship these over to me. While I keep my fingers crossed for Mr. Dior to ship me my very own Folie Strass Pumps, you, my dear Glamazon, can go on over to the Christian Dior, NYC – (212) 931-2950, to snag your own pair.